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My love for you is like Mighty Putty
Strong and water resistant
A tear rolls down my cheek
Glistening like a toilet
Recently bathed in the stain-fighting power of OxiClean
Can’t you see, my little Simoniz?
Not even a Zorbeez could soak up all my love for you
I need you like a dusty hallway needs a Swiffer
Like an over-accessorized freak needs a Bedazzler
Darlin’, you’re my Ding King
Somehow, I can’t rid myself of you
CLR is no match for our love
I won’t fight it any longer
I long to caress you with my Gopher
You know my number
Pick up the FoneFree, call me.
Strong and water resistant
A tear rolls down my cheek
Glistening like a toilet
Recently bathed in the stain-fighting power of OxiClean
Can’t you see, my little Simoniz?
Not even a Zorbeez could soak up all my love for you
I need you like a dusty hallway needs a Swiffer
Like an over-accessorized freak needs a Bedazzler
Darlin’, you’re my Ding King
Somehow, I can’t rid myself of you
CLR is no match for our love
I won’t fight it any longer
I long to caress you with my Gopher
You know my number
Pick up the FoneFree, call me.
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Wapanese Rant
The following are two real profiles on YouTube. It may be disturbing to younger readers. Viewer discression is advised.
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PROFILE 1:
Konnichiwaaaa~! ^____^
I luv anime and kawaii thingz, nya! And I have a supaa-kawaii voice desu! Just listen to me, nyaaa~!
I hope to one day be like my idols, teh Kawaii Girlz! (That's Riri-chan, Bera-chan and Maggie-chan for all you bakas. ^___^) They're soooo sugoi and kawaii desu, nya!
Our band is calld Kawaii Projekt, and we shall bring teh sound of kawaiiness to all!!!111!!!
Oh, and I AM totally a Neko IRL. Anyone who says otherwise is a baka!
About Me:
Ari-chan (The Neko!) - V
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Wow Bethany, you don't submit anything for a hella long time then you give us this?
Hahaha. Jessica and I were pondering what a poem would look like if Billy Mays wrote one. That man writes a mean sonnet!
So, I wrote this baby up before he died, but now that he has, I think it's only fitting that this poem now act as a tribute to the lovely pitchman that was. I've also renamed it, as Jessica suggested, to A Poem FOR Billy Mays. We love you, Billy Mah-Main-Man Mays.
Yes, he's my main man.
Hahaha. Jessica and I were pondering what a poem would look like if Billy Mays wrote one. That man writes a mean sonnet!
So, I wrote this baby up before he died, but now that he has, I think it's only fitting that this poem now act as a tribute to the lovely pitchman that was. I've also renamed it, as Jessica suggested, to A Poem FOR Billy Mays. We love you, Billy Mah-Main-Man Mays.
Yes, he's my main man.
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