That.
Everyone should have a Fred. It should be customary.
Just imagine! It could be like a profession!
And there'd be pro Freds, just like a pro bff.
So, go out and get yourself a Fred and fast!
Also, I have decided that I really wanna see Jennifer's Body, but I don't know how I'll swing that...
That would sound very strange if you didn't know that it was a movie...
Devious Comments
"Know what I love?"
"What?"
"Thinking of you."
-awkward silence-
"... by her."
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"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it"
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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
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