We stopped at this GIANT EMPORIUM OF OLD JUNK and there were some pretty sweet shit there. There was this old timey telephone that Brian would not buy for Bethany. There was also an old timey radio that Nancy would not buy for Bethany even though Bethany had told her that she could remove Bethany from the Christmas shopping list. OH! And there was this amazing sword there. It was like an intense bad ass Lord of the Rings straight outta battle built for fightin' crime type of magical sword. But, it was out of my price range. The only thing in my price range was a four dollar awesome old fashioned lighter. But, Brian wouldn't let Bethany buy it because she "has no use for it".
While at the grocery store, Nancy allowed me to buy the largest bag of Wine Gums every made. Then, we hopped in the truck, drove some, ate a lot of Wine Gums and later felt sick.
Also, while at said grocery store, I bought a book. It looked very interesting, and it is. But, it's the second book in the series...I found that out when we hunkered down for the night and cracked it open. What store would carry only the second book of a series?
Oh! A little piece of information Jessica may find amusing. At the emporium, I found a good ol' n8tiv3 hand drum. So, I walked around the store banging it as I browsed. A good time was had by all at the emporium.
Some how, some way, at some time, some twelve year old girl who I haven't seen in about six years got my cell phone number. Now she texts me every day without fail. She's one of those rotten texters, too. No punctuation and a good number of spelling errors. Fuck, she's annoying. And if you don't reply, SHE'LL JUST SEND YOU ANOTHER TEXT!
GOOD DAY!
Devious Comments
Sounds interesting, nonetheless.
WHAR ARE YOU?
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I'm in Williams Lake currently, I think. Nancy and Brian have gone to visit Nancy's old uncle and I had no interest in that, so I sit here on da comp.
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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
Good plan. Sitting on da comp is always fabbbbbbbulous.
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"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it"
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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
It is fab. Def.
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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
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"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it"
And everyone wishes they were n8tiv3 by blood. Everyone. Except da n8tiv3s.
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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
Precisely. All us honkies are jealous, and them red-skinned folk are like, "Yeah, whatever, we're n8tiv3, big deal."
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