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HOLY TITS!

Fri Jul 24, 2009, 8:15 PM
Sorry, it was the first thing that came to mind. I'm watching A View From The Top right now and some chick just came out of a bathroom stall and had giant tits. Now, maybe it was just the lighting or the angle or something, but it was unholy.

You know, I never watch So You Think You Can Dance, but today I watched a lil' bit, mostly because there was an attractive shirtless boy. Moral of the story is, I'm pretty sure I never watch it because of that awful Mary woman who screams everything. She screams and shrieks even when it's not her turn to scream and shriek. I hate her.

Lordy, Lordy. So, Savanna, my home girl, taught me how to make these bracelets. And so I have been making thousands of bracelets since then. Anyway, she's got me making a head band and just when I think I'm done, I try it on and realize I still have inches to go. Doesn't sound like much, but it takes about 5 minutes to do one row of TWENTY FUCKING STRINGS. God, oh God.

Oh man, I wanna see The Ugly Truth so bad. Nance, that lovely step mother of mine, said she'd take-eth me on Sunday. So, this is good!

But, fo' real,
Bethany, out.

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  • Mood: Spidey Sense
  • Listening to: yo' mama
  • Reading: Sherlock Holmes!
  • Watching: The W woman warn me about sexual content.

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~50calWolf Jul 25, 2009, 6:09:42 AM
O____o

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"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it"
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~beedawg007 Jul 25, 2009, 10:13:53 AM
Mmyes, quite.

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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
:icon50calwolf:
~50calWolf Jul 25, 2009, 10:24:34 AM
i made you a stamp but i eated it

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"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it"
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~miss-mle Jul 25, 2009, 10:49:24 AM
Twenty strings ?
Shit son

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"Remember when being high meant swinging on the swings?
And the worst thing you could get from boys was cooties
Remember when Mommy was your hero
And you were going to marry Daddy
Well, I remember, but what I remember most was wanting to grow up"
-Unknown
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~beedawg007 Jul 26, 2009, 9:29:51 AM
It's kind of tedious.
But, I finished it yesterday.

--
she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
:iconbeedawg007:
~beedawg007 Jul 26, 2009, 9:30:07 AM
YOU HO!

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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
:iconmiss-mle:
~miss-mle Jul 26, 2009, 11:14:33 AM
Congratulations on this accomplishment Bethany.

--
"Remember when being high meant swinging on the swings?
And the worst thing you could get from boys was cooties
Remember when Mommy was your hero
And you were going to marry Daddy
Well, I remember, but what I remember most was wanting to grow up"
-Unknown
:icon50calwolf:
~50calWolf Jul 26, 2009, 2:34:11 PM
huh

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"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it"
:iconbeedawg007:
~beedawg007 Jul 26, 2009, 3:08:03 PM
Thank you, Emily.
Your congratulations mean to world to me.

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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
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