Well, hey there, devious friends!

I don't know. I just looked and saw that the Remington Steele journal was like two weeks old. So, I said, "BETHANY! UPDATE THAT SUCKA!"
And here I am, updating this sucker.

k.

Alright, so I went for lunch with my grandma the other day. She's, erm, unique.
So, we go to this restaurant and she orders the Greek salad. Now, typically, what do you expect in a Greek Salad? Onions, olives, PEPPERS, and feta cheese or some shit.

Whatevs. We're all eating our foods and she suddenly announces, "I can't eat this. It has too many green peppers. It's sick." Now, I don't know what she was anticipating, but, traditionally, green peppers ARE part of a Greek salad.

Plus also, when she was driving Jessica home she was asking a bunch of lovely questions.

<sup>Grandma: "Jessica, do you go to church?"

Jessica: "Not really anymore."

Grandma: "Why not?!"

Jessica: "Uh, we don't?"

Bethany: "Grandma, you don't even go to church..."

Grandma: *straight face* "That's because I'm too busy praying for you children."

-SILENCE-</sup>

Needless to say, Grandma knows how to make a conversation tense.

Oh! Right! THEN, she told me she was having troubles at home where her neighbours were parking in front of her house just to spite her...



Heck, I'm just gonna come right out and say it...

I love raspberry juice. But, truthishly, I'm not limiting myself to raspberry, I enjoy a good grape juice now and then. As well as orange juice. As a matter of fact, I'd wager that there isn't a juice I don't like...excluding prune of course. Prune juice is gnarly.

Is there a limit on how long you can make a journal? I'd take the time to figure it out, but I hate it when someone has a long journal and it take you forever to scroll past it to get to the comment part at the bottom.

God, I love kiwi.