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Good evening, Angels.

Tue Jun 16, 2009, 6:55 PM
CHARLIE'S ANGELS, CRACKAHS!

What a kick ass show!

And just to clarify, I am, of course, talkling about the 70's classic, not the remake featuring Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and such.

But, for serious, dem Angels punt arse!

Hah, so today, my science teacher noticed the book I had sitting on my binder.
He said, "Dear John? What's it about?"

Now, this is a Nicholas Sparks book, which = weepy, lovey, cheesey, romancey goodness.
Anyway, I spent a good five minutes explaining the entire plot, all about how Savannah and John fell in love, but when he went back to Germany, Savannah hooked up with Tim. Yadda yadda yadda. Then, I started talking about how big of a cunt Savannah was for shacking it up with Tim while all Mr. Science Man stood there with an interested look on his face. It was odd.

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show
  • Reading: DEAR JOHN...AGAIN!
  • Watching: mmm computer screen.
  • Drinking: HARSH CHEMICALS!

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:iconalterrnativewriting:
Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and such.

Lucy Liu, perhaps?


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× forever reborn in b l o o d and f i r e from the w a t e r s of oblivion.
:iconbeedawg007:
Actually, that wasn't Lucy Liu, it was her distant cousin, Jackie Chan...

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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
:iconalterrnativewriting:
Well, I just learned something new.

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× forever reborn in b l o o d and f i r e from the w a t e r s of oblivion.
:iconbeedawg007:
It's okay. It came as a shock to me, too.
But, srs, that Jackie sure knows how to rock a dress!

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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
:iconalterrnativewriting:
Does he ever!

Oh, when I was in the library during D, these two LBs were beside me, and I overheard them talking to each other, 'cause it was really quiet in there.

There were making Yu-Gi-Oh cards on a website designed for that specific thing.

I lol'd inside and really wanted to punch them.

But I didn't.


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× forever reborn in b l o o d and f i r e from the w a t e r s of oblivion.
:iconbeedawg007:
HAH!
You mean, Yu-Gi-Mon, right?
That's bad ass, though. And now I really wanna lurk for that site.

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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
:iconalterrnativewriting:
Right, Yu-Gi-Mon.

They were discussing the powers of the cards they were making, and I was so ready to rage. I glanced at one of their screens when I was getting something from the printer, and one kid was making a Frodo card.

/fail

Oh! And you might like this. It's Muriel explaining the resident ghosts to Caitlyn:

“Oh, well, Harold is a poltergeist. He is an angry spirit. He never leaves the first room of the fifth corridor—” As she spoke, she lifted one hand and pointed toward the last hallway on the balcony. “—and always throws objects and makes as much noise as he can. Whenever someone enters his room, the room he was murdered in, he tries his hardest to hurt them. I am terrified of going near that room, and I am already dead. Hm, let’s see…” She paused a moment to think, and tapped her finger on her small, pointed chin. “You have seen Vladislav Drăculea. He is Fane’s father, in case you didn’t understand. He is not often here at the castle, but when he is he insists on speaking to his son and arguing as long and loud as possible. It is most irritating. In Bran Castle above us is Madalina Drăculea, Vladislav’s human wife and the mother of his son. I have never seen her myself, as I am confined to this area and she is most often with God, but I hear that she is very unintelligent and doesn’t understand that she was married to the father of the vampiric species.”

“Unintelligent indeed,” Caitlyn muttered, rolling her eyes.

“Mm, yes, quite,” Muriel agreed distractedly. “The last is Verity Romano. She is only pleasant towards Fane, though he never goes outside, so she’s usually quite miserable. She was a very devout Catholic, you see, and when she did not get into Heaven right away, she was very upset.”


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× forever reborn in b l o o d and f i r e from the w a t e r s of oblivion.
:iconbeedawg007:
Hah, I misread a part and I thought it said, "He is angry as shit."

Oh, Muriel, you make the stars shine. I love-eth her.

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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
:iconalterrnativewriting:
Ahahah, angry as shit. That's glorious.

Aw, she does make the stars shine. I finished the last chapter :D Bethany sings American Woman and Jolene, and explains her n8t1v3 heritage.


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× forever reborn in b l o o d and f i r e from the w a t e r s of oblivion.

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