Alright, so I lend out my pencils and people don't return them. I lend books and people returned them with their spines dettached. I lend CDs and they come back scratched.
Simple solution, right? Bethany stop lending out your shit and stop complaining. But, I can't. I just can't say, "No." People ask me so nicely.
Goodness gracious! Anyone got a Twitter? I got one a few days ago....
Mah Twitter is beedawgg or just search Bethany Sanjenko, follow me, we can be twinds(twitter friends, twinds. get it? Blame Miley Cyrus).
Here's some news, Bob Barker's a black belt in karate.
Here's some advice, blind people flail their arms and are likely to poke you in the eye.
And here's a quote! "I love Jesus, but I drink a little."
Devious Comments
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"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it"
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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
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"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it"
Search Bethany Sanjenko.
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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
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"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it"
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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
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We must always match our faith with the truth, then it will move mountains...
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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
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"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it"
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