Je parle francais! Est-ce que tu peux parler francais?
Oui? C'est fantastique!
BACK TO ENGLISH!
Alrighty. So, listen up.
Major thanks go to =DragonsChest who bought Bethy a sub! We love him. We creep his page. We watch him.
Wow. I'm watching Paris Hilton talk about her BFF on Ellen, and my God, this girl is dense. Fucking hell. She COULD be smart, she's just not. Too much sex. Obvs.
Ellen, though, is amazing. She's the funniest woman on daytime!
There is an old man in this commercial telling me that all I need it cheese. Huh. I wish someone had to me that earlier...
Growlgrowlgrowlgrowl.
Would you like to know an interesting fact?
Well, let me tell you!
Did you know that Christina Aguilera is only 5'2. She looks so much taller. I was a little shocked when I found out! Kind of, anyway.
I've been giving it a lot of thought and I've decided to take up pole dancing. It just seems like such an enriching pastime.
Devious Comments
I love the guy who sang since you've been gone. I lol every time.
Yeah, he's pree great.
She's shown him three times now. He sings like Tom.
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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
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"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it"
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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
You should try it sometime.
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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
--
"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it"
--
she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
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she asks for a love interest
and you give her a 500 year old retarded vampire.
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