The great detective, Remington Steele, he doesn't exist. I invented him. Follow: I always loved excitement, so I studied, and apprenticed and put my name on an office. But, absolutely nobody knocked down my door. A female private investigator seemed so...feminine. So, I invented a superior, a decidedly masculine superior. Suddenly, there were cases around the block, it was working like a charm...until the day he walked in, with those blue eyes and mysterious past and before I knew it, he assumed Remington Steele's identity. Now, I do the work and HE takes the bows.It's a dangerous way to live, but as long as people buy it, I can get the job done. We never mix business with pleasure. Well...almost never. I don't even know his real name!

STARRING STEPHANIE ZIMBALIST AND PIERCE BROSNAN!


<sup>Steele: "I'm not trying to sleep with you, Laura. I'm just trying to sleep with you."


Woman: "Thank goodness you're who you say you are, Mr. Steele!"

Steele: "Yes, well..."


Steele: "I'll see that you're freed of all charges, or my name isn't Remington Steele!"

Laura: "...you're name isn't Remington Steele."</sup>